Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile

This place smells like diabetes. And the customer service is awful. We had a group of 11 and wanted to all order and then pay at once and they said they could t do that. Do yourself a favor and go down to Okie girls. Amazing service and lots of flavors of ice cream.Food: 1/5

Typical exorbitantly priced tourist trap. Was charged 8 bucks for a 20 ounce boba tea that was at least half ice and the actual drink part was just Arizona green tea and Torani syrup. If I'd realized I'd be paying 8 bucks for what I could've gotten at EZ Mart for 99 cents a can, I would've said forget it. They looked at me like I was speaking gibberish when I specified that I'd like my green tea sweet, which you would typically do at any other boba tea shop. I guess that should've been a red flag, so I suppose I'm partly to blame. But either way, heads up, don't waste your money here!

Not really a lot going on here. A bit of candy, not a lot of stuff to buy, and when we ordered our coffee, the ladies seemed genuinely confused on what we wanted to order. They ended up just giving us cold brew instead of what we actually ordered. It wasn't a complete let down though, at least the cold brew was good!Food: 3/5

I ordered boba and it was not good. I honestly had to throw it away. Which was a waste of my time and money. I also order food but still over priced for the quality.Food: 1/5

We thought this was a larger gift shop. Only a few hats and shirts were available. There were some large cupcakes that were being sold which were delicious. My kids enjoyed their sasquatch fudge Loved the Harry and the Hendersons artwork.Food: 5/5