Muffin Top Cafe - Milton Keynes

This place was dirty and the food was terrible. I ordered chicken wings and they were huge I mean bigger than my hand and not cooked fully the cinnamon bun was hard as a rock. My wife had an omelette and the eggs were undercooked and runny while her hash browns were burnt and tasted like old grease. The whole place was very nasty, floor was full of grease, table wasn’t cleaned properly (food stuck on tables), I stepped in vomit directly outside the door, bathroom was extremely disgusting. The worst part of my visit was after we had a few bites of our food something ran over my wife’s foot. When we looked down there was a rat looking at us that’s when we started paying attention to the surroundings even closer only to realize that they have a serious rodent problem. At this point I just paid for the food and we left. We will never eat there again and hope this reaches as many people as possible before they eat roden droppings. Filthiest place I’ve ever been to eat in.

We did a takeout lunch here, and the process for ordering was complicated. Unfortunately, we were not happy with either item we ordered. A buffalo chicken salad was much too spicy and overly sour, and also had a lot of chicken but not much salad. Neither of us was able to eat more than a bite or two of it. A BLT with avocado was skimpy with blah marble rye bread. It was frustrating that all the available sides were hot, which we did not think would hold up well by the time we would eat one. Who likes cold fries or onion rings? Cole slaw would be a helpful addition.

Ate there and the Nicollet diner 3 times in our 4 day stay. interesting people, friendly wait staff.

Bill Starzynski 11:02 AM (0 minutes ago) to Sam, [hidden email] I have never been so consistently disappointed in a restaurant in my life. The first time I was there, it wasn't busy and the order took too long! Second Time I was there, some jerk with a grey beard couldn't be bothered to see if my order was up for Doordash. I was interrupting his dinner. Then he forgot the drink! The third time there, it was again for Doordash. Same jerk, Same bad service. I never took another Doordash order for the Nicollet Diner again! Which brings us to today, this evening. I was walking by and some friends asked me to join them. Ok, Fine. I wasn't hungry so I ordered a soda and a small order of fries. It took me prodding the waitress to where my order was. 45 Minutes later I demanded a refund. The Manager took two other customers before getting to me! No, there is no reason at all for me to ever go to that DUMP again! I have over 133K people who look to my reviews. You have gotten a big fat ZERO on every platform I'm on! I just moved here in 8/2019. People said it was great, good food.....????? Food is mediocre, service is horrible, why are you still open? And you want to move to a larger space!? Get your ACT together at one place before you move on!

I recently visited a diner for indoor dining now that restrictions have been lifted. The back patio had a nice breeze, but not much in terms of scenery as it overlooked utility boxes. This restaurant is best suited for those with smartphones, as the menu is accessed through a QR code to avoid physical contact with contaminated items. For those without smartphones, it may be helpful to check out the menu online beforehand. I ordered the veggie skillet with eggs, which came with a vegan sausage that tasted more like spiced refried beans. The hash browns were crispy and delicious. I also tried the Southern Belle shake, which was good but overpriced at $9. The post-Covid setup included individually packaged condiments and outdoor seating in the street, although it lacked shelter in case of rain. Overall, the experience was unique and innovative, but may not be ideal for everyone.